No Mas!

Please stop snowing, snow. I can't take it anymore. Between you and homework, I just can't deal anymore. Spring break isn't for another week, I have a f-ing copy editing midterm on Thursday, and you are crushing my will to live. That's not what you want is it, snow?

I know you have a reputation for being harsh to even the most gentle creatures, but all I am asking is for you to go away and not come back for another year. I think it's a reasonable request, which I hope you will honor.