R.I.P. High Profile Lesbos

I have surfaced from my studying long enough to learn that America's fave butch-femme couple, Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson, have split. In true dyke drama fashion, there is talk of restraining orders. Awesome. Both of them seem super cray cray, but I enjoyed seeing pictures of their gay love in tabloids. Although the use of the term "galpal" needs to be outlawed (pun intended).