dear lil wayne

based on what i have read about you, interviews, articles and such, i think you have an addiction problem. you drink cough syrup mixed with soda all the time, and only eat candy. i think you, like me, might be a sugar addict. i would like to recommend the book sugar blues, i think a smart guy like yourself could get into it.

i know you are a genius because how else could you function, let alone produce good music, with the amount of toxins you put in your system. but now is not the time to let ego get in the way. think of the kind of music you could create if your body was being nourished instead of abused.