Friday, February 29, 2008

Don't Text While Drunk

I have a non-traditional office environment. My boss is just two years older than me, we're both gay and sometimes we treat each other more like siblings than co-workers. This has it's pros and cons. Consider the text message I received from him last night, upon emerging from a work event that he did not attend:

Him: Fuck the pigs!

Me: What happened? (Note: I worry easily and immediately assume he has been the victim of a hate crime.)

Him: Nuthin I just dont like those pigs.

Me: (relieved and now angry) Don't text me when you are drunk anymore.

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