It's True

Last night at the Valentine's Day Can Fuck Off Bake Off my hot date Jimmy and I were recounting how last month someone thought we were a straight couple on the street. Everyone got a good laugh and we wondered what would happen on our walk home that evening. Well this is what happened...

Jimmy and Mel pass by crowd of teen-agers hanging out in front of Valencia Gardens. Mel is wearing a tie and bomber jacket, Jimmy is has a red and white striped shirt on and a 70s denim coat.

"HE'S GAY, SHE'S GAY!" Shouts one of the teen-agers.

I turned to look at them "It's true."

At least the teen-agers of San Francisco know what's up.