A Plague Upon Ye Pilgrims

Wild turkeys have taken over my hometown of Brookline, MA and it has finally made the news: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=15604152. A few years ago, a group of them were crossing the street behind my elementary school when I was trying to drive down the road. It was quite a sight and pretty bewildering to behold a bunch of wild animals in such a densely populated area, but I support them. They were here first and deserve to be able to travel freely in their native land. Turkeys Fight Back Against Yuppie Gentrification!